rouge-the-bat:

cringe isnt an insult. if you find me cringe that means i have power over you. im having a fucking blast while youre seething with vitriol at my very existence. whos really winning here

pissvortex:

myunspokenfeeling:

“40 minutes to get you in to that, huh? Bet I can get you out of it faster.”

robottko:

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

i cant wait for this weekend friday i see alyssa who i havent seen in years i really can’t wait to catch up with her!! and then saturday im staying the night at brandis 😭😍

head1968:

hope I am not just a mutual to you but also your parasocial best friend who you never never spoken to

pathologising:

girl help I am so afraid of losing everyone and everything that I end up pushing everyone away

jiotelecommunications:

when i see people the same age as me i go like :0 when i see people younger than me i go hmmmmm 🤨 but when people are older than me it’s normal

dusk-ee:

We as a society need more lesbians

peachesmendes:

“don’t double text”

i will deadass send you ten messages in a row on completely different topics

roachussy:

*kills myself* aaah i needed that ^_^ it really hit the spot

groovymoonie:

I think kissing is so underrated. Sitting in someone’s lap and just making out for hours is a big mood.

previoustags:

I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again branditv is the ONLY valid YouTuber!